Windy    * A girl named Windy stepped out of the mist and...

Audra   * off a cliff, her body slamming against various ledges and becoming a mangled, bloody mass by the time she crashes on a rock slope, causing an avalanche to...

Windy   * fall on Audra. Meanwhile, a group of fairies found Windy and...

Nick   * the audience stopped clapping. The fairies fell to the groud screaming for everyone to clap...

Alex   * the audience which never existed to begin with disappeared and the fairies started to evolve and began clapping for themselves. After regaining thier strength they revived Windy and...

Darrel   * carried her off to the land of zoozoo Where she became queen of the zoozookians...

John   * As the air, warmed by the morning sun, began moving and dancing with the mists at the top of the cliff, the breeze roused the sleeping Windy from her fairy dream. For a few moments, she regarded the waves below, noticing that thier rythm seemed to match the beating of her heart within. She turned from the waves, the breeze, the sun, and started walking toward the woods from which she had come...

Shannon   * She ran right into the fairy prince who confessed his love for her then they lived happily ever after until...

Ron (Frog)   * One day walking out in the woods a tree fell and landed on the prince named Bobet, perminatly leaveing him stuck. And poor Windy was left to morn, but...

Ira   * She could now let herself mourn for long. The fairy princess could not go much longer w/o her beloved prince so she called the zoozoo towing service. Although thier purpose was to tow away unlawfully parked carriages, she was pretty sure they would make an exception for prince Bobet. She had not seen her prince's body for so long since he was consumed from the neck down by this massive tree. The towing service, fortunately, we able to remove the large plant off of her prince but she was shocked by what she was next...

Audra   * Prince Bobet had the body of a woodpecker. When his father saw this, he died of a heart attack and his mourning widow drove a dagger deep into her chest. The prince was far from happy with his self image when he assumed the throne, and all his actions from there after were driven by one ambition- to regain his former flesh. The country started to rot and decay under his inattentive rule, until Windy was forced to...

Windy   * Kick his butt.. and take over the kingdom herself. All was well and at peace but Windy slowly began to become lonely...

Audra   * It gave her soul depth, even if it was tinged with melancholy. For the interests of her country, she married...

Windy   * the King of Dirtainia... Who revealed himself to be the evil king of darkness.. Windy then...

Alex   * became Queen of Darkness and Dirtainia. Dirtainia turned out to be a city that manufactured evil soul-sucking face-hugging aliens that hide in water coolers and jump out at people named Danial. Knowing this, Windy...

Windy   * cried... alot.. then came to her senses and decided to run away. She dashed into the woods recklessly, scared that her husband's guards would catch her and drag her back. Unfortunately, Windy was not paying close attention and she ran right into...

Audra   * a tree. But not any tree, oh no. This was The Tree of Erasers. It beseeched Windy to live forever happy in blank-ness However, when Windy tried to climb up, her face and cloathes got rubbed off and she fell down blind. Noseless, Mouthless, And without clothing, Deprived and naked she stumbled off deeper into woods that contained...

Windy   * woodpeckers! many woodpeckers! led by a strangely familiar man with a woodpecker's body. Windy, blind and naked, could not see him smile...

Nick   * until Cyrik dropped out of the trees, wielding a flask of Holy Un-Erasure fluid. Incidentally, his sword was drawn. He stood up, prepared to auctuion off the Un-Erasure fluid to the highest bidder. Unfortunately, he had cut a nasty slash in the familiar man, making him unable to speak, and thus bid... and since Windy also had no mouth he was faced with a horrible dilemna..

Windy   * Windy used her magic powers to see where Cyrik was, and attacked him!

Nick   * As Windy attacks Cyrik without warning, he drops the flask, and it shatters on the ground. Fortunately for Windy, it splashed on her and restored her erased cloths and face...

Windy   * Seeing this, the King of the Woodpeckers, renamed Fabio, (his former name being Bobet) flew down to Windy and Cyrik and...

Alex   * Began to lecture Cyrik about how he should have made it easier on himself by just giving the flask to Windy. Being so ashamed that he had not helped the nude princess he dug through his bag of potions and pulled out a flask of green liquid that he gave to Windy to drink. When she drank the liquid she turned into a fairy smaller then the flask. Then she...

Nick   * began screaming murderous curses at the lust-crazed male butterfly that began chasing her. She tried using her magick on the butterfly, but the creature, seized by instincts older than time barely noticed. It began drawing nearer to her, when...

Evan   * It ate her. Then it choked and died. As it fell from the sky, it regurgitated her back up. Covered in butterfly vomit and mucus, the fairy then...

Darrel   * scampered off into the woods where she was greeted by some odd looking creatures called.. um. I don't know what they were called, but anyhow, they walked on thier heads. They plucked her from the shurubbery she sat upon & took her to chef bob. Chef bob had a pet ameoba named spot, who's previous owner had been an odd little man called bobet. Windy could not speak to chef bob. Chef bob could not hear her tiny voice so she talked to spot the ameoba and...

Audra   * found out that ameobas have very boring lives. Frustrated by the lack of decent communication, Windy...

Windy   * ran off to find the magick Flotarp crystal, that would return her to normal size.. Unfortunately, the Flotarp crystal was...

Audra   * abducted by some sea-sprites with clear hair flowing like crystal fire. The sea-sprites were a gay (happy & merry) lot, and laughed when the tiny Windy squeakily chimed out her predicament. "Oh!" they burbled like a brook, "But you must do something for us first, something we cannot do." They asked Windy to..

Eugene   * cut off Mrs. Murphy's five dicks. but beware. when you cut one off two grow in its place. It is the most horrible thing you can think off. if you fail you will be chocked to death by the everlasting penises.

Windy   * Windy looked aghast. Fortunately, the sprites were laughing so hard that they forgot to watch the Flotarp crystal. Windy dove into it and was immediately returned to her original size, she then tried to strangle a prodominately idiotic sea-sprite named Eugene.. then all of a sudden WOOSH! Windy turned to see...

Ron (Frog)   * it was her former step-mom's, dad's, brother's, friend's, pet cow's second cousin twice removed, Who magicaly made Windy disappear. And he laughed "It's my story now. I was always the better story person. I was born for this story. Its all for me ha ha ha.. and he ran into a tree...

Evan   * and the tree pierced his nose and stretched the hole out and could breath better and hold his breath longer and live in high altitudes... Then...

Darell   * Windy decided she was hungry so she sat down upon a rock & began to eat from the strawberry patch. An odd sensation came over her, she relized she was shrinking sudenly, Chef bob appeared & began running after her screaming. "My cat is not made of old christmas lights or cotton balls!"

Ron (Frog)   * Windy scared used he magick to transport her self to the Land of Zoo Zoo.. but thier was no one home so she went to the wizard of odds and ends. Well the wizard was happy to see her. Windy told the wizard about her delema and the wizard pittied her and transformed her to normal size and reunited her with fabio (formily known as Bobet) and...

Candice   * she hugged each and everyone of them. But as she did so, they dissapeared in her arms. And again she was alone. So she looks around and finds everything around her shifting in shape, size, an color. The sky dulled to a deep purple. And the trees grew gigantic and the leaves turned black. Then almost instantly as they were changed, everything crumbled up, turned black, and died. Windy could not handle this place, especially when she felt herself start to crumble. Tears piled from her eyes in fright and fear. But she thought of somehting. And before she was diminished, she wrapped her arms around her small body, and hugged herself like the others, Windy dissapeared...

Windy   * and reappeared in the lost realm of Levry, where she then...

Audra   * danced for the Chicken God to come down from his roost and crow the sun up...

Alex   * But unfortunately the Chicken God became offended by her dance and decided to pick her up and fly her to...

Evan   * The winged nose man. Who gave them wonderful advice. He said "Young Lady, all that glitters is not gold. All that goes up must come down, and when you are watching the water, it will never boil." She stayed with him for 1 year and trained to be the master of all chicken gods. After one year, the winged nose man said "Your training is now complete daniel son. I will miss you." She then set off to go find the chicken god once again and show him who was a more superior being. On her journey she encountered 19 witches. The 19 witches told her she would never amount to anything. But she didn't believe then. She cooked the witches, and ate then one by one. She obtained the witches psychic power and then went off to complete her journey and find the chicken god. Then...

Darell   * she came upon a roost a roost of chickens. She lifted her head up in triumph. Just as Windy had succsedded, a big turkey came & swooped her up into the sky. He made a terrible gobbling sound & smelled bad. Windy was then dropped into the arms of an ameoba named spot who said, "go away or I will eat you." But spot gave Windy no chance of escape. He gobbled her up. She then felt herself falling into...

Evan   * A pile of ameoba goo slime stuff. She grew to the size of 9 school busses, and threw the ameoba into a lake saying "Out damn spot." She then shrunk back down to 5'4" and thanked the turkey. She then continued on her journey. After months of traveling, she finally found the chicken god. She killed him and made buffalo wings and opened a pizzaria and sold the wings. A week later the pizzaria closed because they ran out of wings to sell. Windy confused and desperate, decided to sell herself. She stood on the corner of 7th and bridger all night, but nobody was interested. Poor Windy was hurt, cold and tired. She had nowhere to sleep and nothing to eat so she decided to break into the Las Vegas Academy. She went up to the dean's office and turned on the light. The second she turned on the light she heard a very loud humming. She looked to her right and there was Mrs. Murphy standing in the corner with a strange cord emerging from the back of her neck going straight to the wall outlet. Windy let out a gasp but then covered her mouth in fear that Mrs Murphy would wake up. Mrs. Murphy suddenly opened her eyes and unplugged herself from the wall. She walked toward Windy. Windy acted suddenly, grabbing a letter opener frm the secratary's desk and sticking it into Mrs. Murphy numerous times until she died. She then, tired from exaustion, lied down and went to sleep. Then she awoke to the sound of a...

Darell   * really big whale sneezing. chef bob emerged from the mouth of the whale & his ameoba said "yum". She looks tasty. Lets eat her. So they ate her and she died. And nobody ever saw Windy again. Until...

Evan   * She woke up and realized she had been dreaming the whole thing and she had passed out from the stench of Mrs. Murphy's bleeding alien carcus. She got up to leave before kids arrived. She went to the forest and met a forest bum. She gave the bum 50 cents and he said he would buy some of her service with his 2 shiney new quarters. He thought she was selling her body and he told her he saw her standing on the corner. He gave her the 50 cents and she started unbuttoning her jacket. She opened the left side from her sweaty body as the bum grew a giant smile on his face. Then she reached in and grabbed a bag of girlscout cookies and handed them to him, said "Thank you for your help." And walked away. Then...

Jeannette   * She continues walking and soon comes along a very tall, anerexic/belimic giant named LEVAN who had been hiding in the crack alley w/ his friend Delta. Evan pleaded in his sad little boy voice "Please feed me," Windy observing the pittiful state his imaciated body reached deep into her cleevage and pulled out her last box of cookies then...

Audra   * decided to become a Catholic nun, immediately turning herself into the Order of Saint Agnes the Chatterer. The nuns of this order had to talk, incessantly all the time, about whatever came into thier minds, with breaks only for eating, sleeping, and one hour every Sunday. Windy decided to chat all the time about abstract calculus, which...

Windy   * suddenly started a fire that burned a Mantalin that belonged to an elf. The elf then decided to punish Windy by...

Evan   * eating her basket of cherries. Which then...

Windy   * made Danial, the Cherry Princess, very mad...

Alex   * so Danial having had his/her subjects devouered by Windy, decided to go off and eat Cyrik who just happened to be strolling by, to get even with her. Being a competative person, Windy...

Audra   * decided to eat Cyrik first! Unfortunately...

Windy   * Cyrik ran! He ran for his dear life! And escaped! Thus leaving Windy and the cherry princess to quibble. But just as they were about to go for eachother's necks a great shadow fell over them, obscuring the sun, and shaking the earth with a low runble.. It was..

Audra   * Cyrik, who had accidently ran into a moss covered tree. He accidently swallowed some of the moss that had been rammed into his throat. it had the unusual effect of changinghis pale, pallid wanna-be warrior self into a huge, very furry bestial creature, now intent upon...

Windy   * raping Danial. The Cherry Princess ran and screamed but..

Audra   * then the moster saw Windy, falling madly in love with her, and this new emotion turned him into Nick who tries to kiss her.. Windy...

Windy   * ran.. Meanwhile, the madly jealous Cherry Princess leapt apon Nick..

Audra   * who looked befuddled as she licked him all over. But then he came to his senses, and they went off and got married, living...

Windy   * in the land of Phisyc, and all was peaceful until Windy showed up one day...

Audra   * she and Nick eloped, leaving the cherry princess bereft with child in tears. Nick and Windy, though, had a great time doing...

Windy   * nothing.. Nick was so boring that Windy glared at him and left. She returned to her old love, Fabio. The cherry princess then was bent on one goal in life- to get revenge on Nick. For this, Danial teamed up with Windy and Fabio, and...

Audra   * tried to slit his skin numerous times and drag him across a salt plain behind a flatulent horse. Unfortunately, Keibrin Kolath decided that not even Nick deserved this fate and so saved him and...

Windy   * gained the utmost affection and adoration of Nick. In fact, Nick professed his undying love for her every 2 minutes. This so disgusted her that she...

Audra   * cut out his tongue and use him as a compliant figurehead to rule her country, while everyone adored thier silent king, it was kiebrin that ruled...

Windy   * One day, a young girl named Cyrinka ran into King Nick, and he decided to marry her. They lived happily for many years. It wasn't until Cyrinka was on her death bed, did she confess to Nick that her mother had been a cherry princess. *gasp* Her mother's name had been Danial. She then died, leaving Nick in such utter shock that he suffered a severe heart attack and died.. Mombo #5 was played many times afterwards at his funeral. So many times, that...

Audra   * it was rumored that he wrote and produced it, even sang it!..

Stephani   * which was a terrible tradgie indeed, seeing as it was voted "Most Annoying Song" by the fashionable magazine "Rolling Rocks", (a corny rip-off of "Rolling Stone"). The fact that Nick wrote and sang it so angered the mourners that they revived his dead body so that they could feed it to the horrible man-eating beast known as BRITNEY SPEARS! All seemed hopeless for Nick, until suddenly...

Windy   * Mr. Moose appeared and swooped Nick up into his arms, and they rode away into the sunset, on a flatulent horse. The flatulence of the horse so offended the earth, that the horizen rose up and swallowed them both. Meanwhile, Windy, Fabio, and Danial had nothing to do.. so they journeyed off to kill the evil man-eating beast, BRITNEY SPEARS!

Stephani   * as they journeyed, they came across a rickety old shack. Windy had the brilliant notion to go in the shack even though there were 10 million signs that said DO NOT ENTER! No, No, NO! So they walk in and theyre's a figure hunched in the corner so Fabio pokes it with a stick and it turns around and it's BRITNEY SPEARS! "Oh no!" they all scream. And then they realise the horrible, horrible truth...

Windy   * BRITNEY was a cherry princess too! That meant that Danial and BRITNEY SPEARS were sisters!! Windy and Fabio watched in horrer as Danial and BRITNEY melted together into one person!. Yikes! ...

Audra   * But, because of Danial's pyscho obssessive personality and bi-polar maniac disorder, the beast's emotions were confined to a depressive, weeping state. "Oh Nick!" it wailed, crying horrible until it realized better things were out there and...

Windy   * decided to leap off a cliff...

Audra   * Finding many fish to kiss.. Meanwhile...

Windy   * Windy and Fabio hated not having anything to do, so they started fighting over...

Audra   * voluptrous sea sprites...

Windy   * Strangely enough, Windy won, and laughed in Fabio's face. Fabio could not accept this defeat... he had to win.. so he...

Audra   * shaved Windy's head and then dipped it in acid so the hair would never grow back, "There!" he shouted, "Ha!" .. Windy..

Windy   * peeked out from around a corner, with a full head of hair. Fabio looked down at the person he had just shaved and yelled at, and realized with much regret that it had been Audra!!! He was so ashamed of what he did, that he ran away and renamed himself, yet again...

Audra   * Audra cried a great deal before realizing that pysical reality often does not coincide with physical ideal, bought a cap, and found a sympathetic, understanding, obssessively affectionate guy. They married and had a great life. This made Windy jealous, so she...

Windy   * got over it.. and went in search of Fabio...

Audra   * Who now hated himself and Windy viciously. In ever mortal shame he had named himself.. BRITNEY SPEARS.. When Windy found him...

Windy   * he decided to put up with her, to further punish himself...

Nick   * and so hired the NEW AND IMPROVED Nick, who tied down Fabio in a chair. He started talking to his Invisible secretary, While simultaneously forcing Fabio to listen to the argument between the two insane lunatics. then, he offered Fabio to the Minny-sigs as training for their revolution. He then told everyone that they must go to Final Fantasy online, to become the next victims of the Minny-sigs..

Audra   * Audra decided instead to run away to a island in Tonga with her husband.. They lived with out electricity, running water, or phonelines.. and so...

Windy   * they died. Windy on the otherhand, was hopelessly lost. Though somehow, she managed to stumble into the Kingdom of Dirtania..

Audra   * where she discovered a secret plot. An evil soul-sucking, face-hugging alien had overtaken the New and Improved Nick! This meant that...

Nick   * Nick was weakened enough that his Invisible Secretary managed to complete his possession of Nick. The Possessed Nick started chasing Windy, thinking that she was his cousin, the Cherry Princess. From inside his head, Nick cried out that the Cherry Princess was an ugly Britney Spears wanna-be. Then, Possessed Nick caught Windy, and...

Windy   * Windy slapped him across the face so hard that he let her go. Then the King of Dirtania appeared out of the shadows and...

Audra   * Audra slapped him across the face so hard his head was spun about backwards, so he saw only as his donkey did...

Nick   * Then Nick's Not-so-Invisible Secretary arrived and started chasing after the King, and her evil Valley Girl accent drove him crazy. then Nick regained control and started screaming at his Not-so Invisible Secretary to go away...

Ron (Frog)   * So then the not-so-Invisible secretary ate Nick and any and all relatives, including posible relatives. And as if that wasn't bad enough the evil Valley girl fell in love with Windy and so, Windy and the Evil Valley Girl desided that they couldn't marrey but they could have wild lesbian sex every Friday night.. and Danial the Cherry Princes/BRITNEY SPEARS the Cherry Princess got jelous and deside to move to Never ever Land and have wild self sex every night of the week..

Alex   * But when Fabio and the Minny-sig Revolution heard that Windy was having "wild-lesbian-sex" he sent his Minny-sigs to destroy the evil Valley Girl so that he could reclaim Windy. When Fabio and the Minny-sigs arrived at the house that Windy and the Evil Valley Girl were living they found...

Alexis   * Pablo diablo, the one eyed parrot, on top of spaghetti all covered with cheese. Then they realized that the "parmesan" cheese was actually the ground flesh of the Evil Valley girl...

Audra   * Windy, though, had been pasted to the ceiling with parrot spit. Upon seeing this, Fabio...

Darell   * ran away really fast. Windy awoke from her narcolepsy & sat next to her dear bobet. But because of her prolonged illness, Bobbet had found another. He had maried Einrque, the dishwasher man at the taco palace down the street.

Audra   * Einrque had an obssessive compulsive disorder. He felt he must constantly wash dishes to cleanse his soul from impurities. Windy was viciously angry towards the mind-dysfunctional dishwasher man, so she....

Windy   * slapped him.. very hard...

Audra   * so hard, infact, that the head of the ocp dishwasher man flew off and hit her dear bobet...

Windy   * in the face.. this disturbed him greatly, but he saw how anguished Windy was and..

Audra   * picked up the dishwasher guy's head, placing it in her arms. The blood dribbled all over her, and Windy..

Windy   * promptly threw it in the trash!

Audra   * thud.

Windy   * Bobet then...

Audra   * tried to kiss Windy, but ended up biting her nose off!

Windy   * "It's all Audra's fault!!"" Windy screamed. A Dragon then lept down and stepped on Audra. This pleased Windy slightly, but she still had to deal with her nose...

Audra   * Audra erfed, grumbled, then kicked Windy in the shins...

Windy   * Windy was confused. "What did I do?" she asked the crushed mangled mass that was Audra...

Audra   * Audra laughed even though she was bloody jelly. "You were.. you.." and then nothing..

Windy   * Windy shrugged then went off to find a place that would fix her nose...

Audra   * Unfortunately, the plastic surgeon was a bit confused and put a wrinkly old big toe there, instead..

Windy   * Angry, Windy simply used her magic to fix her nose then beat up the plastic sugeon..

Audra   * who died...

Windy   * Windy then went back to Bobet..

Audra   * who was busy dancing naked around airline ticket agents, stuffing roasted peanuts up thier noses...

Windy   * Windy rolled her eyes and yelled at him to stop...

Audra   * He stupidly grinned at her, deftly plucking a nut from a nearby nose, offering it to her. "Want a peanut?"...

Windy   * "No," she answered trying to remain calm. "Please stop this"

Audra   * "Oh.. I'm sorry." He let the airline ticket agents go, but one of the had become so enraged that he stabbed Bobet until death before running away...

Windy   * Windy was... well.. who knows.. but she was awfully confused... she had no idea of what to do..could she just leave him there? or what else could she do??..

Audra   * She decided to die , and so they met together in...

Nick   * the afterlife, where they were soon met by the official greeter of the afterlife- Nick. "See?" He said. " I wasn't lying when I said I was dead!" He then proceeded to give the the Official Tour of the Afterlife...

Audra   * Audra joined in, having died also. ",But... that's because you died.. what's that smell, anyways?"

Nick   * "Oh, that? That's the Official Smell of the Afterlife. We all smell like that. I love that smell, and you will, too! Oh, and I've been here for many years! they don't give newbies the job of Official Greeter!"...

Audra   * "But...but.. we all have seen you die... a lot.. not to mention kiss Windy.. I don't like smelling like this..." Audra brings out her lavendar and Eucalyptus, spraying everyone...

Windy   * Windy smiles, then looks around. "Hey? Where's Bobet?"..

Nick   * "Oh, him? He was an undercover agent to find out what things we needed to change up here. " Suddenly, Nick looks up to see various dead people falling unconscious. "Stop spraying that stuff!" He yelled at Audra...

Audra   * "No" screamed Audra, spraying the stinking, rotting Nick...

Windy   * Windy pulled out her own spray and began spraying Nick. Bobet then appeared and..

Darell   * then everyone awoke from their sick & twisted fantasy dream. Windy ventured on through the thick dense Las Vegas forest. She was supposed to be in Mr. Andruss' art class, but she didn't feel like going & ditched with her pet gerbil who she named bobet. They came upon a little dog named spot, who looked rather like a potatoe. Spot was chewing on a tine & a ginie came out. Spot trotted off with the genie who named herself Christina Agularia, and the 2 of them sang bubble gum pop for pimply faced 11 year olds...

Audra   * who eventually grew up to be rebelious hippie teenagers who then turned violent and set upon the pop star and tore her apart with nails and teeth. They then tuned to Windy as their supreme leader, bowing down in worship. Windy...

Windy   * Was pleased greatly and ruled for many peaceful years, but there was something missing in her life...

Audra   * really nice, lacy black underwear...

Windy   * She bought some but they rode up on her horribly. She then went off in search of some really nice, lacy black underwear...

Audra   * that wouldn't give her a serious wedgie. And so she travelled to the colony of silk sprites, beseeching them to make her some really nice, lacy silk black underwear.

Windy   * They agreed to make her some if she would dance naked through a nearby Puritan village.. Windy really, really had to have some really nice, lacy silk black underwear..

Audra   * so she went to find a Puritan village, fortunately, they sold them very cheap in stores and so Windy bought some Instant Puritan Village Mix. She found a wooded valley, sprinkled it on the ground, and poof!...

Windy   * A Puritan village! She then tore off her clothes and started dancing.. but the Puritan village mix had been a dud.. and the village vanished in a puff of smoke, Now Windy didn't know what to do...

Audra   * so she dragged some helpless wood land creatures into the square, dressed them up in Puritan clothes, and used her pyschic powers to make them sit and watch her dance naked- which they did with placid, innocent dewy brown eyes...

Windy   * When she went back before the silk sprites, they were happy and handed over some really, really nice, really lacy silk black underwear ..

Audra   * Unfortunately, the silk sprites had passive aggressive personalitites. They had been angry at Windy's abuse of thier animal friends, and so Windy did not know they had cunningly infested her really, really nice, really lacy silk black underwear with crotch lice.

Windy   * Unfortunately, Windy like most smart people, washed her new underwear. thus, never giving the crotch lice a chance. Windy loved to show off her really, really nice, really lacy silk black underwear. So she...

Audra   * went off to find Bobet. He had a strange smell about him, though... like that of the afterlife. The shock of seeing Windy's really, really nice, really lacy, silk black underwear changed the false Bobet into his true form- The Official Greeter of the Afterlife! Windy...

Windy   * beat up the Official Greeter of the Afterlife, and went off in search of Bobet..

Audra   * She found him, and beat him up to, just for kicks, like women will do when they feel like it, then..

Windy   * she danced around the dazed Bobet in her really, really nice, really lacy silk black underwear..

Audra   * Bobet fainted- partly from male hormonial joy, part from loss of blood. Nick blundered about searching for a hospital, and tripped over Bobet's body, staring stock-eyed at Windy...

Nick   * before pulling out the Magic Camera. Unfortunately, the lens was dirty, so he could not blackmail the deranged creature. So he instead cut off Bobet's head and gave it to Windy to use as a basketball, should she ever so desire. And then the traveling god went back to the afterlife, leaving Windy to...

Audra   * watch him trip and fall flat on his face...

Windy   * Windy then began kicking the rotting stinking Nick viciously...

Audra   * causing Windy to stink and become infected with gangrene and leprosy. The now living-dead Windy then...

Windy   * continued to stomp on Nick.. until Bobet..

Alex   * ripped off his wings and put them on Windy to replace her arms which were falling off. then Nick...

Audra   * erfed, groaned and started reattaching his rotting. stinking limbs. He then looked askance at Windy, wary of any further violence from her... But Windy instead, fufilled with her really, really nice, really lacey silk black underwear, not to mention stomping all over Nick, went off and started ruling the world as she ought. First she made everyone ride horses. But Windy still wanted to fly, and since all the planes had been destroyed, she locked all the scientists in a room and told them to make her a winged horse, and that they would not get any food until they did! And then.. the scientists starved to death, so Windy made wings of duck feathers and glitter, and glueing them onto a white horse. She then rode about the villages to awe the peasants, but one day the peasants asked to see it flyyy!!! A wing fell off, scattering duck feathers everywhere. Windy looked askance at the peasants and said, ."Umm.. no." Her horse took off at the touch of her heels. All the people started to wear wings of duck feathers, though, when they found out that was what the wings of Windy's magical flying horse so they could fly. They put duck feathers on thiers dogs, they put duck feathers on thier cats! Well, it turned out that the cats were the only ones that flew with thier duck feathers, probably out of pure contrariness. This caused a problem because...

Windy   * cat were flying everywhere. People began to fly from village to village. Windy was pleased by this, for she owned a very large flying cat that she rode around...

Audra   * kissing people! Complete strangers! Not to mention weird forest bums...

Windy   * One day, a forest bum decided to capture her and sell her to the Great City of Forest Bums.. the world was thrown in turmoil. Where was thier beloved queen??!...

Audra   * In a forest hut, being fed pine cones and dirt...

Windy   * One stormy night, a bum came and set Windy free in exchange for...

Robert   * a stripped toaster, retail 2.50. It was a fine toaster. But, out from the shadows came a kid, an odd kid, yet just a kid. He had a chest strapped on his back. He opened the chest and threw Windy inside and left the scene in a great flash of light... The kid shows up in a small dark room with one window and a small door. The kid takes off the chest on his back and puts it in the middle of the room. Windy sits inside the chest with no way out. The kid, with so far no name, opens the chest and takes Windy and ties her up in a chair, off center in the room which is now full of devices. The kid takes one of the devices and..

Audra   * with an evil, mookish grin, Robert attempts to tickle Windy but manages only to trip and slam his head against the cool concrete floor, rendering him unconscious...

Nick   * Suddenly, a silver spaceship landed outside the room. A ramp came down, and a very alien being came down. He opened the door to the room and walked over to Windy. "Windy?" He asked. "Yes?" she replied. "Windy Meeks?" "Yes," she confirmed. He smiled. "You're a cantekerous, backbiting piece of phlegm. Just thought you should know." And with that, he turned and walked back to his spaceship and flew off...

Audra   * into a tree.. whoops.. Anyway, while Nick wishes he was Douglas Adams, Windy carefully tottered to the door and peerd out to see...

Windy   * fairies! hundreds of them! They gathered around her, crying out in distress, for in the tragic absence of the queen, the Trade Federation forces attacked with thier battle droids and ravaged her magickal world, renamed Venterus, Windy knew she had to do something, so she...

Audra   * ran around, laughing, throwing rocks at the battle droids until they locked her in an asylum...

Windy   * While in the asylum, Windy met a strange man who laughed in the oddest of situations. He would often smile cruely and..

Audra   * pinch her nose..

Windy   * The man's name was Jefferyntey the Strange... One day, Windy decided to escape the asylum, and did so with the help of Jefferyntey the Strange.. after escaping, they began plotting against the Trade Federation. They decided to..

Audra   * pinch thier noses! It was Jeffers' idea. The Trade Federation's embassadors whimpered and skulked away. Then Windy married Jefferyntey the strange, and together they...

Windy   * lived in the peaceful city of.. Zheed.. But, one day, while walking around the Zheed Royal Palace, King Jefferyntey the Strange began smirking.. a lot.. in fact, he did nothing but smirk! The people were unnerved by his constant smirk, but were too faithful to question him.. Windy was also troubled, for he still smiled cruely, but never pinched anybody's nose anymore.. When she asked him why, he laughed....

Nick   * He said that he was plotting how to pinch the noses of the Gods, and thus become a God himself. And then he could pinche. EVERYONE'S nose at the same time! He threw his head back and laughed maniacally...

Audra   * Windy smacked him until he got some sense, and sent him to his room. She then summoned Nick and...

Nick   * got a busy signal. After summoning for almost an hour, she finally got through- but it was only an answering machine. It said, "I'm sorry, but I'm busy being a hermit and contemplating the meaning of life and learning how to make really nice maple syrup. If you'll leave your name & number, I'll get back to you in about 20 years, after I get rid of the Mandated Hermit's Beard. Thank-you!" Windy...

Windy   * rolled her eyes and went off to see if Jefferyntey had straitened up yet...

Audra   * He threw himself at her feet, saying, "Whatever thou requirest of me, it shall be done!" Windy beamed- this was a good thing. "Go forth and fetch this hermit Nick!" commanded she, Jefferyntey slavered, and skittered off crazily, dragging back the bearded Nick, who..

Nick   * was conversing happily with the quite insane Jefferyntey, and was giving him tips on how to work up to pinch a God's nose. Suddenly, he noticed that he was standing in front of Windy. "Oh, hi." he said. "Want some syrup?" he asked, pulling out a pot of syrup...

Windy   * " No!" she smacked Nick across the face...

Audra   * just until he got some sense, and glared at Jefferyntey until he cowered and relinquished all God nose-pinching. Windy gloated live a dove on the moon, and standing supreme before Nick..

Nick   * But just then, he lost his sense. ":Well, if you don't want my syrup, I'll just leave. Bai bai!" AS he turned to leave, he turned to Jefferytey, and said "Remember, start with dead cats!" And then he left...

Windy   * but not before tripping and falling down the main staircase and tumbling out the door and into a mass of un-trimmed rose bushes.. Windy then turned to Jefferyntey and adopted the most dazzeling smile.. she..

Audra   * kissed him affectionately on the forehead, saying unto him, " What a good boy. Now, be a dear and go pluck Nick from the roses. Oh, and find someone to attend to him; I'm sure he has many thorns piercing his arse." Smirking elegantly, Windy watched as Jefferyntey dragged a shouting Nick from the roses and found some harlem dancers with little jingly bells on thier ankles to pluck to thorns from his skin..

Windy   * But to everyone's surprise, Nick was enjoying it! He grinned at the harlem dancers and happily let them jingle thier bells at him...

Audra   * although there was an occasional wince or two as they searched his skin for thorns and took them out. Windy smirked as...

Windy   * one of the dancers tripped and knocked Nick back down the stairs and right back into the roses...

Audra   * they all let out a concerned cry, flocking to his side, gently lifting him up, and re-plucking. They then handed him back all his clothing, and..

Windy   * he tried to flirt with on of the dancers, but only managed to turn very red.. He turned even redder when he realized Windy was laughing...

Audra   * The harlem dancers just cuddled up, giggling...

Barbara   * The redness just wasn't from embaressment. Nick's skin was swelling by the minute. He then realized, it wasn't the rose bushes he was thrown into, it was the cantakerous Lafooboo plant, which is known for harboring a deadly poison! Nick, swelled & swelled & and finally his wheezing exhasperated cries gave way to silence as his throat closed up. And he died. And the kingdom rejoiced.. and took his shoes. Suddenly, the crowd parted, and there stepped forth, the princess of the world!...

Windy   * Windy smirked, "Babs!" she stepped forward to embrace the long lost princess.. well anyways, the kingdom was launched into an era of greatness, for it was rid of Nick, and its princess had returned. Everything was peaceful until ...

Nick   * Nick came back to life. "WEll, THAT was an interesting dream. "Suddenly, at his revival, millions of soldiers appeared at his side, proclaiming his supremacy. Nick was confused..

Windy   * Obviously he was, for he had momentarily forgotten that he was up against the unquestioned Queen of the World.. Windy rolled her eyes and waved her hand, the soldiers ran away in complete and total fear, and Nick.. hmm.. well.. Nick was dropped off on Mars...

Barbara   * where he died of ingesting too much green jello. And he was banished to the ends of universe, never to be put together, forever cast into oblivion. Poor shoeless NIck... Of some unknown reason, Windy felt sorry for Nick, and out of his dying breath, she got implants, the biggest ones she could find. Suddenly the king came down, saw Windy's implants, and went in them "Ooga booga booga!" really loud- the shock waves emitted from Jefferyntey's mouth, was enough to shrink the massive implants. Suddenly princess Barbara appeared and greeted Evan..

Audra   * who was still gaping at Windy's still quite large "enhancements." Windy slapped him, growled, and ran away with Jefferyntey (who was grinning lewdly). Together, they...

Windy   * returned 2 minutes later. Windy then smacked Evan until he went away. Once Evan was gone, Windy turned and..

Audra   * kissed Jefferyntey impudently This is how thier daughter, Black Velvet, was conceived. Black Velvet...

Windy   * died shortly after birth. This upset Windy greatly. She cried for days!.. Jefferyntey...

Audra   * risked life and limb to go into the underworld and fetch thier little Velvet. Oh no! He met with...

Windy   * The King of Dirtainia!! Ahh!! The King glared at Jefferyntey...

Audra   * who pinched his nose! The King of Dirtania whimpered, cried, and ran away with his tail between his legs. Jefferyntey gloated, and continued to search for the babe, finding...

Windy   * her! but she had already been taken by an evil spirit!

Audra   * Growling, Jefferyntey blindly attacked, for his child,...

Windy   * and won. yay! The spirit scampered off.. Jefferyntey picked up Velvet and...

Audra   * cooed to her sillily. The baby burbled, smiled, and threw up on him.. Bringing the infant home, the couple rejoiced by...

Windy   * throwing the biggest party ever! It became a universal holiday, and everyone was happy. Velvet, though, grew up unnaturally fast. She was rude, and loud, and dressed nastily. She was constantly throwing fits and was quickly thrown out of school.. Windy and Jefferyntey watched in horrer as Velvet grew worse and worse. Finally, one day, Velvet died in screaming rage amidst her wild insanity...

Justin   * With Velvet dead, the queen went into depression again. All of the sudden a pack of space monkeys from the planet mars attacked the kingdom. They threw there own feces at unsuspecting villians. With the queen in depression the space monkeys easily got into her castle easily. They ripped off her implants and started beating people to death with them. Jefferyntey died as the monkey cracked him over the head with the implant. The kingdom was in danger...

Barbara   * Suddenly, Windy remembered her operatic singing lessons, remembering back from when she was a child- the King of ook! had told her of a way to destroy the monkeys! Windy hit an G flat and the monkeys heads burst all over the palace & covered it with green puddingy fishy smelling stuff. With the kingdom covered in slime.. Windy was distraught over Jefferyntey's death. She went over to his body, and strangely enough his head was burst with green ooze too! He was a clone! Just then, the real Jefferyntey plodded down the palace steps: He wa covered in soap suds and bubbles & was still clinging to his rubber ducky. Covered with a plush cream towel around his waist, he was relatively tall, musceled all over from days when he was all buff from trying to escape from the asylum. He had short dark curly hair, and cruel smile to match his dark eyes. He said, ...

Justin   * " I don't like you with out your implants" and he kicked her out of the kingdom. She was alone outside in the wilderness. Several angry drawves appeared each with a giant fish, and took her gold and jewels. They left her all bloody and beaten...

Barbara   * meanwhile, back in the palace, the princess had just stepped out of the closet. "Ok, you have to go home now Evan" So Evan got out of the closet and went home. While the princess was fixing herself a cup of cocoa, the king came in, very upset. "I was just joking when I said I didn't like her with implants!" "Then go get her back! You imp!" said the Princess haughtilly. When Jefferenty found the queen...

Justin   * He brought her back to the kingdom. They knew they would be happy from now on. But elsewhere in the Elven Kingdom things were not so happy. The queen had been dumping trash in thier kingdom. The Elves were pissed and decided to rebel. They got the drawves and a band of humans to help them against the queen. They all built up a huge army and marched toward the kingdom...

Nick   * when suddenly, a hole opened in the air, and Cyrik the Insane Half-Dragon walked out. He glared at the army. But the army ignored him, because he was just a single man, and they were an army. then, angry, he opened a hole in the air, and turned the army around, marching them toward the land of the fish-beating dwarves...

Windy   * So thus, the land of fish-beating dwarves was destroyed, then the elves realized that it wasn't the Queen that had been dumping trash on them.. it had been...

Audra   * the evil Snarfler of Blitwizt!

Windy   * They gathered and destroyed the land of Blitwizt and the evil Snarfler... Meanwhile, Windy was...

Barbara   * taking a bubble bath. And directing from her crystal ball.

Windy   * Suddenly the door opened and...

Ralph   * in banged Sir Ralph, Captain of the Guard. He placed his hands over his eyes and parted his first two fingers to get a peek. Smack! Queen Windy smacked him with a mystical hand. Ralph quickly recovered his eyes. "What is it you want?" asked the Queen. "Your highness, the walls have been breeched!" "By who?" "By King Toivo the Puny." "Toivo, huh? I want his head on a platter!" "Yes your highness!" Ralph ran out of the room. He mustered up some men for a special queen guarding assignment. When the men were in place, Ralph ran to the battle. The battle was fierce. Ralph found himself engaged with a tall, big-nosed man from King Toivo's army. His name was Sir Ronald the Fraser. They were well matched, and they found themselves in a dead heat. The only question was how dead and how hot? The clouds began to darken. A shimmer of light began to peek through the black clouds. The light softly landed on Sir Ralph and Sir Ronald. Then, they were wisked away to the year 1999, on the dawn of the second millenium. A voice spoke to them , " You have been chosen to wander the world in a time not your own, searching for true love. Through thier travels & trials, they found friendship. Using an abandoned castle on the isle of man as thier studio/compound, they learned to write thier travels in song. They also became sucessful pop artists. Meanwhile back at the battle...

Windy   * Jefferyntey charged out and...

Ralph   * was speared through by Toivo the Puny!

Windy   * He died within moments. The armies scattered, seeing that the king was dead... The rebels ran into the citites to celebrate thier victory, but were cut down brutally by loyal villagers, led by a strangely familiar girl with a bald head... "Live on Tonga!" They shouted, waving thier weapons.... Windy, meanwhile, ventured out onto the battle field and knelt by Jefferyntey....

Audra   * sobbing, for her true love had died! She knew, deep in her heart that another could never replace him. Thus ends beauty and grace. A state funeral was held for Jefferyntey, because the bald girl's loyalists mourned greatly for thier king. Even Audra was sad, although she had earned her half of the world. In Jefferyntey's honor, she erected..

Windy   * a small statue... that was torn down two years later to be replaced by a mushroom farm... Windy stared out her window.. what should she do?...

Nick   * Suddenly, Bob walked through the mushroom farm, crushing them and making obscene gestures. " I HATE YOU GUYS!" He yelled. He then smiles evilly, and regurgitated a cow...

Audra   * Windy decided that killing Bob would be a good thing to do, and Audra agreed. So, they came up with a evil plan! It involved...

Nick   * a plunger, a lunch box, a wooden block, and a piece of paper...

Ralph   * All of a sudden, a smurf came and killed Bob for Windy. He sang - La La La- La- La-La La La- La- La-La La La- La- La- La La La- La- La La- La. Then he chopped his own head off...

Windy   * Windy blinked... hmm.. she looked at Audra..

Audra   * who was rummaging through the lunch box. "Erg, nothing." She muttered, and decided to eat the smurf's nose for substinance. "Well. That was easy."...

Windy   * with a look of disgust, Windy turned and skipped away... and ran into James the Stupid! Oh no! He grinned and...

Barbara   * whipped out his fiddle. He played a lively jig, so everyone started dancing. They followed him into the realm of glitter. It blinded everyone and....

Justin   * the evil teenage, flying, monkey, ninjas attacked the palace. With the queen in glitter land she was helpless to stop. She finally got back and found everyone dead and the palace was a wreck. That was not to be the worst of things, the evil teenage, flying, monkey, ninjas had taken over..

Windy   * Oh horrer.. But wow! all of a sudden, all the evil teenage, flying, monkey, ninjas died! And fell to the ground! thud! Windy looked around at the ruined palace. She turned back to James with an evil look...

Justin   * The queens gerbil woke up and he was very hungry. He began to chew James' head off as he screamed in agony...

Windy   * Windy screeched and pushed the gerbil aside. "No! Don't do that!! . . He's mine!!!" She lept on James and began to strangle him when...

Audra   * the gerbil began to cry piteously, trying to soften Windy's heart...

Eugene   * Seeing it had no effect, the gerbil bit off Windy's ass cheeks to make her stop when all of a sudden Professor Mephisto Leader of the ninja monkes walked in...

Windy   * He looked at her and said "I like you better with an ass" her ass magically reappeared and the gerbil went away to sulk..

Audra   * and Windy, with her new xxx, lept back upon James and continued to strangle him...

Windy   * until he died. Yay. but anyways..

Barbara   * everyone decided to have a giant orgy. So Windy's slaves decided to go to the market and pick up some whores & groceries...

Windy   * Upon returning, they found Windy...

Audra   * had made an idol out of old chewed bubble gum to James and was worshipping it...

Windy   * everyone looked at her .. she turned around and faced them with an strange look. " Old chewed gum is nasty!.. And this sucks.. We shall have an idol of me!... Made of pure silver!! Now!! " The servents dropped the groceries and whores and ran to do as their queen commanded.. so thus, a brilliant idol of Windy was placed in the center of the courtyard, where people from all over could come and worship the wonderous statue ...

James   * All of the sudden the world stops and a guy walks by singing, "There once was a man from mantucket.

James   * His dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he whipped off his chin.

James   * If my ear was a pussy I'd fuck it."

Windy   * "No!" Windy screamed! It was then that she decided that this guy must die...

Galen   * "Why is my whore making a ticking sound?"..

Windy   * "Umm.. I don't know.. " Windy raised an eyebrow...

Robby   * "Because that whore has a clock stuck inside of her!" said James...

Legion   * "Fear..my whores ticking too..what the fuck?"..

Jim   * Galen's whore blows up and kills him...

Windy   * "Kill the whores!" Windy screamed! Grabbing the nearby statue, she began to beat the whores silly...

Justin   * Unfortunately these were no ordinary whores. there were undead whores from the seventh layer of hell. Windy was swarmed by the whores, there was no escape.

Eugene   * Until Gen Eugene with his army of 1 billion soldiers marched in and destroyed everything whores and all. He became king of the world and forced Windy to perform tasks of manual labor... fitting enough for an ex-queen Muahuhahuhu...

Justin   * Little did Eugene know that Justin turned Eugene's army against him. Formin their conformist beliefs to the freedom of anarchy. They ripped Eugene apart planting the revolutionist flag in his remains.

Eugene   * But like a pheoxix Eugene will always rise from the ashes to reclaim what is rightly his. Once ressurected his army immediatly returned their loyalty to Eugene. Justing for his crimes against hte Empire was thrown into a pit of sulfur where he shall burn for eternity. With the throne reclaimed all enemies of the Empire were killed off, and Eugene's indesputable rule become as strong as ever. Next his army began an invasion of the outlying planets in the solar system. Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Mercury all fell before the might of the powerful war machine. Emperor Eugene was not only the ruler of the Earth but of the solar system as well. His next move was the conquest of the Galaxy...

Audra   * Unfortunately, as soon a he attacked the nearby SNOOFLEBLORFS, they overcame his inferior technology and captured him and made him into a perverse alien sex slave. Windy, however, negotiated a peace between the two species and was thus restored to her rightful place. Meanwhile...

Eugene   * The aliens fell for the bait. What they really stole was Eugene's clone which had a 300 megaton nuclear bomb in is insides. When they took the clone to their home planet it detonated the warhead destroying their planet and ending their threat once and for ALL. Eugene remains Emperor of the solar system and now his plans for galactic rule are underway...

Windy   * Then Eugene DIED, and all the world rejoiced.. and took his shoes... The young Empress Windy...

Casey   * sneezes and accidently erases time back to the incident with the flatulent horse, and is forced to relive all of the events up to this point in time which she strips to the song "Put the Lime in the Coconut."

Windy   * ..yeah.. well that's great.. Windy was startled from her stripping glee by a sudden loud noise.. naked and disturbed, she turned to see..

Eugene   * A time portal with Eugene standing their alive and well. He is IMMORTAL and can't die. He restores Windy to the normal time and turned her into a cook, something all women should do!! After that he began massing a giant fleet to invade theoutlaying solar systems and further expanding his empire.

Audra   * Unfortunately, Windy had appointed AUDRA as the Minister of Alien Affairs. Deep in her hidden, secret lair, she messaged all of the aliens with the message of impending invasion. They quickly rushed to aid Earth from the sekist Eugene, destroying his former fleet before its capabilities were fully developed. Then they tried to kill Eugene... only to find they couldn't! So they chained him up and gave him to Windy as a pet. Windy decided to give the immortal Eugene a major lobotamy, leaving him retarted and unable to do anything but drool on himself for the rest of his eternal life. She then ate his brain for dessert. Hoever, Eugene the Retard Slave was pretty much useless, so Windy decided to...

Eugene   * Launched Eugene into space on a colision course with the sun where he will etenally suffer. This however was a futile attempt at getting rid of Eugene because she had captured another one of his clones... As for the aliens that destroyed his scouting fleet.. they met a terrible fate. Eugene's true invasion fleet was fully functionol and invaded the aliens and any of their colonies.. They were forced into slavery and began to be slowly killed off. With his empire now spanning millions of light years Eugene was the most powerful being in the Universe.

Windy   * Until Empress Windy discovered the secret to Eugene's immortality. She smacked him across the face and he died. With Eugene dead, all his clones died and the people rejoiced yet again. and took their shoes.

Justin   * with Eugene finally destroyed Justin climbed out of the torturous sulfer pit to regain his role to free the people from tyrannical rule. He planned out to kill all world leaders and pop music groups. This will force people to think for themselves instead of being led through life like mindless sheep. Justin easily assassinates Windy and Audra by having a pack of rabid chihuahua, bloodhound, with lasers on their back attack the two..

Audra   * Unfortunately, since most people are mindless sheep no matter what, they took this opportunity to mass riot, killing half of the population. Then 99% of them starved to death. Chickens became the dominant life form, growing in great size. Justin *tried* to rebel against them.. but the chickens dispatched them easily, and the giant rooster king raped Justin.. until he died.. then

Eugene   * the fools.. they think they can kll one that is immortal and INVINCIBLE. With Eugene alive his armies massed onto the planet Earth where the killed of the chickes and turned them into chicken pot pies. As for the rest of humanity they were brought back into order where they rejoiced their newfound peace and quiet. After order was restored Eugene dispatched his great fleets across the galaxy where conquered race after race. His armies will never be depleted since they are genetically engineered dones that are created to be superior soldiers. With Windy, Audra, and Justin dead their was nothing left to stand in his way except for the vastness of space..

Audra   * And the god Raoul, who got bored with Eugene, erased him from existence, and resssurrected Windy, Audra, and Justin. However, something got botched and Audra came out as a small dragon.. and Justin as a chimpanzee.. Windy's head was also on backwards.. Oh no! What would they do?

Windy   * They could all sit and placidly watch Casey show off his third nipple..

Kellan   * Hence masterbation...

Windy   * Windy and Audra stared at Justin in disgust.. ew.. so anyways, while Justin went at it, they two girls wandered off. They ran into the great wizard Knnotae whone restored Windy to her original form. Unfortunately, nothing could be done fo the small dragon Audra. This was, however, far from distressing, for Audra, because she had grown fond of her ability to fly and chirp angrily at people. They thanked the wizard and returned to where they had left Justin, and were surprised to see...

Audra   * That the treacherous triple-nippled Casey had beaten him up and taken all his money and left him for dead.. Audra wanted to eat him and finish the job, but just as she was baring her fangs, Windy told her to forbear. She looked at Justin and..

Windy   * said 'nah..' ...

Audra   * They walked away, in search of a Holy Flail....

Eugene   * The god decided to ressuruct Eugene and once again grant him Invulnarability/Invincibility but he granted him the form of a POLAR BEAR and sent him to the Artic North.. where he watched over the Holy Flail..

Audra   * The group had a difficult journey to the Artic resting place of the flail. Then they saw.. Eugene the POLAR BEAR! His immence power was certainly an obstacle to their quest. "Uh... why do we need this Holy Flail, anyway?" asked Audra, scratching behind her ear horns. "I don't know," said Windy. "To whip people with?" "What good does that do? I mean, who do you want to whip?" Windy was conspiciously silent. "Let's just forget about the whole thing. I'll buy you a whip at Ed's Market, okay?" "Sure." They wandered off as Eugene roared his ferocious polar bear might.

Windy   * oh well.. so while Eugene romped about the artic, Windy was enjoying her new whip...

Audra   * Unfortunately, everyone around her was not. Well, almost everyone...

Windy   * Paul seemed to enjoy it enough.. Windy danced around him, waving her whip provocatively..

Audra   * Soon causing hundreds of dirty sex crazed boys to surround her, a sea of naked flesh to inflict pain upon!

Windy   * Windy screamed at them until they went away, then turned to Paul with a grin...

Paul   * *wonders how he got involved in this all of a sudden*

Robert   * far far away in a dark room, an kid grown a tad after a few years of unconsciousness awakens. He looks at the chair in the center of the room and finds it unoccupied. Wondering where his little captive has gotten to he decides to pay the little wench a visit. Snapping his fingers like a champ he appears behind Windy with her lovely whip thing. Deciding that his robelike attire was not good for the surroundings he changes his clothing with his snazzy mystic powers into youthful urbanwear outfitted with a skatepack with a board strapped to it. Dutifully he feels the need to smack Windy across her head to stop her whipmadness. He grabs his board and slams it across the back of her skull. It thuds with a sickening thud. She collapses onto the floor unconsciuos. He than turns his attention to Paul. "no witnesses" he says "no witnesses here......" He raises his hand and lifts the bowl of leek soup from behind paul with his keen mind skillz and sends it flying smashing Pauls skull killing him instantly. The urban gent picks up Windy and caries on down the street...

Windy   * Windy awoke with a start as she was dropped on the cold pavement. She was surprised to see Audra, the tiny dragon, attacking Robert, screaming for Windy to get up and run away! She scrambled to her feet and grabbed a.. squirrel, and beat Robert over the head with it! Windy screamed, then smashed his board. Robert shrank back, fearful, and ran away..

Audra   * As well he should, for the little dragon Audra, in her anger, was rapidly increasing in size and ferocity! Quickly, before he could escape, she reached out and...

Windy   * got caught in his hair. Screaming, Robert ran through the streets with the flapping dragon sticking to his head. Windy was shocked.. not to mention amused...

Andy   * Suddenly did Windy find herself facing down a rabbit, the most foulest, cruelest rabbit she ever did see. The knights of the round table (who had appeared from nowhere for some reason) muttered nervously amongst themselves, wondering what they should do about it. "Do we haveth a bow?" "No!" And Sir Launcelot, who had also appeared from nowhere for some reason, said "Well, good sirs, we haveth the Holy Hand Grenade." And then Windy said with great fervor, "Ah Yes, The Holy Hand Grenade! Tis one of the sacred relics carried by Brother Maynard! Maynard, bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade!" And Brother Maynard,
who had also appeared from nowhere for some reason, stepped forth with the Holy Hand Grenade. And Windy asked, "How does it work?" Replying with uncertainty Launcelot said "um... I have no idea, sir." And Windy said with great certainty, "Consult the book of Armaments!" Another Brother, who has no name, and also appeared from nowhere for some reason, held aloft the book of Armaments and read "Armaments, Chapter Two, verses Nine to Twenty-one." "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--"
And Brother Maynard, whose method of arrival has already been discussed, mercifully interrupted and said "Skip a page, brother." And the Brother of no name continued, saying "And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." And the Brothers closed the book of Armaments and said, "Amen." And Windy grasped the Holy Hand Grenade above her delicate cranium and pulled the Holy Pin. And Windy said, "One, Two, Three, Four...
er... what were we supposed to count to?" And the Brother Maynard replied, "three, for the love of god three! Not four! As the Book said, "Four shall thou not count, nor shall thou count two, excepting that you imm--" and a great explosion rocked the group as the Holy Hand Grenade detonated in Windy's hands and directly above her delicate cranium, and the Knights of the Round and the BrotherMaynard and his nameless compatriot quickly disappeared back into the nowhere from whence they came, and Windy was unconcious, although to her it seemed nothing but a crack-induced coma dream...

Jim   * The true adventure had now begun...as miss windy looked heavenwards barely noticeing the sky was a minty dence green...the aromas of highly cultivated marijuanna tickles her beautiful nostrils like a secret element of her new surroundings. Miss Windy brought herself to stand up but found her her legs functioned like slinkies, yet she could not bring herself to fall. As she wobbled around for a moment in her own fire red aura, the thought finally dawned on her that this was a little out of the ordinary.....

Sue   * to be dancing to Elephantman "signal the plane" without music because she "nah no head", say dem caan lack off the dance.....

Danial   * But suddenly Windy found her actions foolish, prompted by the blank stares of 100,000 people in the seats of the Collosseum. She tilted her gaze down toward the ground, sat....and pondered. "What the exactly is happening here?" she asked herself as she pulls out a clove cigarette and lights it with a squeeze to a small dragon (similar in form to Audra's previous state). As she inhaled the aromatic and pleasing carbon monoxide, she thought...

Spy   * thought, "what the fuck am I doing near a rockslope, that just avalanched?!" The mist was causing an asthma attack, and without an inhaler Windy passed out on a jagged rock stabbing her left side, NOT RIGHT DAMMIT!
A hermit walks by and mugs Windy of her belongings, shrugging at her pathetic body in a sidward glance as he continues on his journey...

Audra   * Meanwhile, in a land far far away, sinister developments were rearing their slavering heads...

Windy   * Who could possibly know what the future would hold for Windy as she awoke. All that she ruled crashed into a meaningless oblivion. Lost in the madness of her shifting surroundings, and unable to comprehend an existence stripped of all coherent logical order, she trembled and cried out weakly in dismay. In the distance, Audra sat on her throne and listened to the grave reports of her scouts...

Jasper   * "Looks like beans, sir" Jasper, the scout, reported in. "Waaaay more beans, frankly, than we are prepared for. Her voice was frank and conceise, she was trying to sound like a republican CNN reporter in the hopes that someone might take her seriously.

"I don't think you get it, *scout*" Audra replied in an overlord sort of way. "You're a scout, and your job is to keep things under wraps. Corn wraps, flour wraps, torillas, pitas, it doesn't matter --"

The bean-valanche was advancing with dangerous speed, and Jasper knew, as did Audra, that they could never get enough flat breads with which to contain this mess.

"Sir! You're not making any sense. The beans are heading towards Tokyo!" Jasper interrupted. Both parties understood that this move was incredibly dangerous.

The two women starred coldly into each others video phones. The blue-grey caste was just blurred enough that each questioned and imagined the others facial features and thoughts.

Does she dare speak this way to me! Audra could not let such a SCOUT control her so. This had to be dealt with.

"Alright," Audra spoke cooley, calmly, but punishingly. Jasper swallowed hard. The lump was as large as a baseball. "You're assignment, is to eat the beans. All of them. I have suspended your rations of water and gassex, however, I have doubled your hershey's amount. Eat your way into chocolate bean oblivion!!"



No! No! This could not be. Jasper knew the horrors of beans and chocolate, together at last. All too well she remembered that horrible night. The night that the beans took her parents. In the night, their screams were overshadowed only by the horror of the bean landing crafts as they overtook a corn field next door. The last thing she remembered, was the half eaten chocolate bar in her mouth as the beans rushed into her room, filling her mouth...

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Windy   * And far in the distance, Windy rose to her feet as a mass of crazed stampeding beans swarmed past her. She raised an eyebrow. "Well.. I guess I've seen it all now.." She decided that she would return to her kingdom, with or without anything making sense. But, she decided to visit an old friend first. She found transportation easy enough into the royal city of Sloth where Audra was the sovereign ruler. She entered the main palace there and saw Audra, the dragon, atop the throne. Approaching, she tilted her head curiously, “Say, Aud, however did you unstick yourself from Robert’s head?”...

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